Shlump

When you shit in your pants and you stand up to reveal a squishy shit lump in your knickers.

Boy 1: did you see that hot chick?

Boy 2: you mean the one that had a huge SHLUMP in her pants?

by Fola_Panda1074 June 7, 2021

Slum Manager

Someone who exploits Some of the most common forms of wage abuse involve:
Minimum wage violations, Overtime pay violations, Misclassification of workers, Unpaid “Off the clock” work, Employee payroll debit card fees, Improper recordkeeping, Tip-sharing and tip-pooling violations, Uncompensated meal breaks, Unreimbursed mileage and expenses, Failure to pay for time spent donning and doffing gear and equipment, Failure to provide benefits offered during hiring negotiations, or lists fewer job functions in the job description than actually required from employee
Signs of a Manipulative Boss to Watch out For
They undermine your confidence. They use blame to control you. They micromanage you. They're gaslighting you. They never praise your work. They use intimidation. They take credit for your work. They meddle in your personal life.
employees.

You'd think there was an award for slum manager with how many jobs in the US are running on skeleton crew, since the housing market crash. Now we're all doing two jobs for the price of one!

by Val E. Sun June 20, 2021

slum fest

A term used to describe large scale gatherings on social media networks like Facebook, discord, where users who live in slums come together. They are usually not illegal but sometimes the gatherings are very low-iq

Dude, this whole discord server is a slum fest, there's no point joining it

by KARENMASTER69 June 20, 2021

Slum Slop

When you get a blowie from some bitch in or from the slums. Specifically the left side of Torrington CT off exit 44.

Ayo bro , i hung that left off exit 44 in the T and got some blazin' slum slop.

by Oopsjaydiditagain June 23, 2021

shlumped

when you meant to type slumped for being tired but forgot how to spell it so you type shlumped.

buddy posted joey asleep and meant to say slumped but said shlumped instead.

by ADAMLOVESCANDY July 2, 2021

Slum it

To do something unpreparedly such wearing pyjamas out etc

Dude im too tired lets just slum it today alright?

by Dat panda likes jelly July 15, 2021

Slumber Selfie

Frantically trying to snap pictures whilst pretending to be asleep whilst looking as cute and/or as sexy as possible. To date, we believe that there is 0.0001% of slumber selfies in existence where the person is actually asleep. And for those unfortunate few that were genuinely asleep - either your partner is creepy or someone has broken into your home.

Hugely popular among the Gen-Z's, although 'woke' millennials also caught the bug on instagram and various other social platforms.

I needed something to put on social media, so I got up, brushed my teeth, worked out, took the dog for a walk, came home, had a long bath, ate some breakfast, spent 2 hours trying to position my camera, slightly muffled my hair a bit for an eau naturelle look, set the timer on my phone, leapt into bed and repeated the process 394 times before getting the perfect slumber selfie. Just about to go out for dinner now.

by TKola July 28, 2021