mud splash

Sexual maneuver in which you give yourself an enema without letting any of the water out so you're filled like a cheap whore in gang bang. You then tell your sexual partner to go down on your bits, dick or asshole. While they are down there you unleash the torrent of doo doo soup that has been ripening in your steamy rectum upon your victims face.

I learned that my bitch whore girlfriend was cheating on me so I left her a note in the mud splash that I gave her.

by condoms are for pussies January 16, 2018

Thibodaux Cock Splash

A sexual act in which the man takes a shit and smears it all over the woman’s face. As a result of the extremely nauseating smell, the woman will vomit and aim it towards her partner’s cock. The name was originated in Thibodaux, Louisiana; where only its residents are disgusting enough to perform this type of perversion.

Last night I hooked up with Robbie and I thought we were about to do a rusty trombone. Well, he pulled a fast one on me and we ended up doing the Thibodaux Cock Splash.

by Yuliqa MaDiq June 22, 2006

splashing

When a girl or guy pees lightly so it runs down the gooch and proceeds to fart sending it splashing onto the receiver.

Johnny was caught splashing his girlfriend in church.

by Rudarudd July 29, 2011

splash damage

An accidental strike of sperm

I was in a three way and I accidentially did some splash damage to the other guy

by Whocan April 12, 2005

Slishi

The art of making a slushi like beverage within your rectum, using your anal sphincter to crush the ice, and eventually mixing and crushing through anal sex.

They are always made from real fruit, No additives or E's.

Hey Shane, I really want a slishi, can we make one?
Sure Kyle! I will go get the ice and strawberries.

by Little Pet Slinki January 10, 2008

alamo splash

a texan style cumshot usually dealt to the face.

i alamo splashed on her face last night.

by your favorite uncle August 30, 2007

The Zazzy Splash

When you've taken a piss into the toilet and proceed to then take a shit, without flushing the toilet prior. The sheer trajectory of the turd shooting out of your ass, torpedoes into the toilet water, then shooting a cool and upsetting, single stream of urine water directly into your asshole. While refreshing, still unwarranted.

Sean: "I just got caught up in the brown note and finished off with The Zazzy Splash. That ever happen to you?"
Erica: "Dayam. Yeah man, happens to me all the time. Makes me pucker."

by Your Mothers Hole May 23, 2008