Spadging

To spadge - verb of the word spadge.

The action of hitting someone with a spatula or in a spatula like manner.

"whenever I watch spelling bees on tv I always want to give those kids a good spadging".

"I can't enjoy sex in the kitchen unless I get given a good spadging".

by Flying-pancakes-2 November 23, 2013

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scald the hog

To have hot sex in a place other than bed, particularly if you are using some kind of manufactured sex device to help achieve the goal.

It's too hot and loud in this bar. Want to go outside and scald the hog on the swingset?

by dalhart February 25, 2015

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Spadazzle

To fail graciously; to udderly fail

I Spadazzled when I fell on the stairs.

by Spazzles June 18, 2016

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Small village in the region near Barcelona. Once upon the time the village elders said to the new generation that they had to escape the little town and move out of there (cause WW1 and many epedimics). So all the person around 16-25 (ish) had to move out so the village could once again be rebuilt when all the other people died. But to rember the little town they had to change their last name to Saldes. Now (2016) the village is still empty but many with the name Saldes live. But there's one tihng more to do, pass this story on to his/her child/ren so the people who sacrifeced all they had for them to move would be rembered trough time. Saldes

-Huh you're from that village in spain, right?

-Yeah Saldes
-Yeah...

by TheOldElderThatTellsStories December 9, 2016

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