1. a poof, a fag, someone who fails 2 stand up 4 themselves
2.Mark "dougie" Jones
3.One with droopy moist testicles
2.Mark "dougie" Jones
3.One with droopy moist testicles
1)oi soppy bollocks, make ur mind up.
2)Mark jones has soppy bollocks
3)Jesus dude ur scrote is dripping, u must have a severe case of soppy bollocks
2)Mark jones has soppy bollocks
3)Jesus dude ur scrote is dripping, u must have a severe case of soppy bollocks
by Boogie Pimp September 28, 2004
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1. inferior
2. worthless
3. execrable
from The Loonguage, Sook, v. tran., to suck, from Middle English suken meaning to draw (liquid) into the mouth by movements of the tongue and lips that create suction, from Old English sUcan
1. inferior
2. worthless
3. execrable
from The Loonguage, Sook, v. tran., to suck, from Middle English suken meaning to draw (liquid) into the mouth by movements of the tongue and lips that create suction, from Old English sUcan
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Far from being the work of any one individual, the phrase Soapy Tenner has existed since the agricultural revolution, when Jethrow Tull - fresh from inventing either the seed drill or the spinning jenny - staggered into a local house of ill repute, and demanded a 'soapy titwank' to wash the filth that clung to his nether regions.
The quick witted whore replied that she'd want a 'soapy tenner' before she let him ream her jubblies with his filthy love-wand, and Tull agreed.
after shooting a sticky load into her hair, he proceeded to knee her in the crotch and run off without paying. The phrase 'Soapy Tenner' came to mean a tenner you're never likely to see.
The quick witted whore replied that she'd want a 'soapy tenner' before she let him ream her jubblies with his filthy love-wand, and Tull agreed.
after shooting a sticky load into her hair, he proceeded to knee her in the crotch and run off without paying. The phrase 'Soapy Tenner' came to mean a tenner you're never likely to see.
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Guy : Ugghhhhhnnnnnnnnnn....uhhh....nnnnnnnnn....ah. Ahh. Ah-ah-oh-uhhhhhnnnn. (heavy breathing ensues)
Girl : Whew! That was...well, that was, um...good.
Guy : (fakes masturbating using spunk as lube, in order to work up a lather)
Girl : Oh. You trying to get it up so we can go again?
Guy : Soapy Hand Slap!!! (slaps girl with lathered hand, smearing spunk across her face).
Girl : So, wer'e done, right? I mean, that pretty much just ended our relationship. Ok. Well, see you later, asshole.
Girl : Whew! That was...well, that was, um...good.
Guy : (fakes masturbating using spunk as lube, in order to work up a lather)
Girl : Oh. You trying to get it up so we can go again?
Guy : Soapy Hand Slap!!! (slaps girl with lathered hand, smearing spunk across her face).
Girl : So, wer'e done, right? I mean, that pretty much just ended our relationship. Ok. Well, see you later, asshole.
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