Snart

To sneeze and fart simultaneously.

Dude...that guy sitting next to me snarted. He didn't cover his mouth and it stunk too!

by Hula Gal October 13, 2009

snartit

When you sneeze, fart, and defecate at the same time.

After eating $0.50 tacos from an unmarked roachcoach, I was snartitting all day long!

by vicious_and_romantic March 27, 2010

snortling

a combination of the snorting and sniffling a person who has congested nasal passages will do

God, David, I know your sinuses are blocked up, but you have got to stop snortling. It is so gross! Go take some sinus medication.

by davethewriter September 6, 2010

farmer snort

See also, snot rocket
Holding one nostril closed, and exhaling through the open one. Good way to avoid taking tissue into the mountain, where guide or counselers may make you "pack it out."

Farmer Snorting is efficient and fun.

by Logan May 15, 2005

Shit Snorter

Someone who is so ugly that they look like they snort shit every second of their misarable lives.

Guy 1: That girl is a Chickenhead.

Guy 2: No she is a Shit Snorter

by mikeloera May 20, 2010

Happy Snirthday

A snirthday is a snowy birthday, so "happy snirthday" means have a happy snowy birthday.

It's snowing so much on your birthday, so Happy Snirthday!

by csa99 February 5, 2014

backward mung snort

The act of swallowing excess from a mung milking incident. This is done by tilting the head back and snorting inward via the nose in combination with sucking in via an the lower lip - thus effectively cleaning the mung milk from the entire area between nose and upper lip.

Man, did you see that snot - snorter? That crumb did a backward mung snort and got rid of his whole ghetto baby mustache in one shot!

by moydog October 21, 2008