Snow Plowing

Fucking a girl in the missionary position while also doing coke off her tits at the same time.

Dude I heard Joe was snow plowing this girl that he took home from the bar last night.

by ¿WHO? February 19, 2014

Snow flakin

When a black person dates a white person.

"Yo dawg! You better not be snow flakin, those whities aint nuttin but trouble"

by Clueless_dude August 12, 2006

snow martyr

A person with a compulsion to demonstrate "presenteeism" by travelling to the office via any possible means during heavy snowfalls, when home working is a readily available alternative.

Rosa - Transport system and schools closed down by several feet of snow, but good old Simon made it into the office yesterday I hear.

Emma - Yes he told anyone who would listen about his epic journey to work on cross-country skis.
Rosa: But he only had to do a bit of non-urgent filing.
Emma: Yes I know, he's such a snow martyr.

by corporate hoar December 13, 2010

hobo snow

n. snow, which due it being almost sleet or just because the ground is wet, doesn't settle.

Based more on the heart-warming/heart-rending tales of The Littlest Hobo TV dog, than your regular homeless types.

"Hey look! We're going to have a white Christmas!"

"Nah, it's hobo snow."

by juba73 January 25, 2005

Snow Glove

When a penis is completely covered in semen it is called a snow glove

Dude last night I went over to joe’s and gave him a snow glove to keep warm

by Mr.5’12 January 21, 2020

Snow Tire

V. - When a man ejaculates in his hand and then smears said ejaculate in a circular motion around partner’s butthole

Dude! I snow tired your mom last night

by Anita Blowski March 07, 2022

Snow on the Log

When you take a shit and jerk off onto the turd.

Gotta go take a crap real quick. Might even snow on the log.

by NiggerButt May 16, 2014