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sniff job

1. The action of sniffing one's balls or dick.

2. The action of sniffing one's vagina.
I gave Crystal a sniff job last night, it was smelly, man!
by Andrew Anonymous May 27, 2006
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4 finger sniff

n. When an individual sticks 4 of their five fingers(usally the pointer, middle, ring, and pinkie) up their butthole, pulls them out, and proceeds to smell them in order. It is usally followed by a discription of the smell along with offering others to smell.
Example 1: David ripped some heavy ass, and then proceeded to do the 4 finger sniff.

Example 2: After not washing his butthole for 2 days, David did the 4 finger sniff and facebooked about the smell.
by T2theV May 14, 2011
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Sniff my beans

May be used instead of "suck my balls" when situation proves that it's inappropriate, or when speaking to a child. Either way, it gets the point across, in an innocent way.
"Yeah, yeah Sean, sniff my beans."
by sniffmybeans May 6, 2010
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Skifting

Skifting is the art of sitting through your keef (marijuana) to select the perfect keef for a nice milky bong.
This morning I had no buds left so I was skifting through my keef.
by XxDordysluGxX February 28, 2019
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morning shift

I'm working the morning shift today.
by trappy76 June 17, 2009
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snife

Similar to the spork or foon, a snife is a spoon and a knife joined together. First thought to be useful for eating soup, the snife is now most commonly used for stabbing. Shadow of PI forums was the inventor of the snife.
I'll stab you with my snife!

That is the shiniest snife I have ever seen!
by Imoen January 23, 2007
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dip n' sniff test

The process of putting a finger in a girl's vagina then subtly bringing the finger up to your nose and smelling it. Is done in order to determine if the girl smells good enough to go down on.
Thank god I used the dip n' sniff test on that girl I brought home last night. My finger smelled like I dipped it in the frylator at Red Lobster! Needless to say, my face went no where near that pussy.
by Markytheballa3 April 26, 2010
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