Slap the Monk

1. Masterbation.

2. Beating your penis profusely.
I caught that nigga Joe on rude.com on his laptop. I knew he slap the monk every once in a while.
by YoungPop21 August 23, 2009
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hahahaha *slap*

When someone starts laughing really hard and they feel the need to slap the nearest person. Then when the person got slapped asks why they did that, they say it's a joke.
Friend 1: omg that was so funny
Friend 2: hahahaha *slap*
Friend 1: ouch what was that for
Friend 2: chilllllllll it was a joke
by itwasajokechill December 15, 2019
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Train Slap

A 6+ person slap, where 1 person holds the slap-ee and 5+ others run at full speed behind each other, slapping the slap-ee one after another, acting like train carriages behind the first person. This is done most effectively when the slap-ee's head is held firm so they cannot shy away from the on-coming hands. A Train Slap is usually called upon when somebody has done something wrong and deserves severe punishment.
Guy 1: Dude?! Did you hear that Matt got an 8 person Train Slap for hitting on Marc's girlfriend?
Guy 2: Awwwww dude! That woulda' hurt like sheeeeeeet.
by bjthecool August 07, 2011
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cash slap

When you masturbate with cash and shoot your load into it then slap it onto a female's face so that it sticks. Generally, more attractive females get larger denominations of money slapped on.
Your mom is so fine I gave her a $100 cash slap
by gmuHockey February 06, 2009
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Patty Slap

to be slapped in the face with a hamburger, or any other type of patty. (Used in the movie Lords of Dogtown.)
*Skip slaps Tony in the face with a hamburger patty.*

Jay (to Tony), "Dude, you just got patty slapped!"
by Clare El Oso July 13, 2009
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Sanitizer slap

When your hand is covered with hand sanitizer and you slap someone in the face while screaming "SANITIZER SLAP!".
1. That sanitizer slap stung my face.

2. I will sanitizer slap his arm-face!
by Laurita76 December 04, 2009
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Piss Slapped

The art of slapping someone after you've pissed on your hands
by piss-slapper5000 February 10, 2009
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