a rhyming poem about someones activities in the bathroom, usually written on the wall inside a stall.
Here I sit all broken hearted came to shit but only farted. On the seat I wait and wait, I guess its time to masturbate. Now I've cum and now I'll go see you tomorrow fucking bowl.
by Wonkeybro June 11, 2010
Get the Here I sitmug. by r0b3084093893 March 16, 2017
Get the Sit the Fuck Downmug. When a female sits atop the thigh of another person in a straddling fashion. Both the vagina and anus are in contact with the leg of the person being sat upon.
A: I could feel her warmth when she sat down on my knee
B: Yeah, the two-hole sit will get anyone in the mood! I had a slight hofty just watching.
B: Yeah, the two-hole sit will get anyone in the mood! I had a slight hofty just watching.
by Craig McRae May 23, 2007
Get the two-hole sitmug. Chief Sits to Piss refuses to take part in the band reunion because she is afraid she forgets how to play the recorder.
by Llamawebster January 16, 2022
Get the Chief Sits to Pissmug. The action of a hippy or indigent individual who is laying prostrate and not quite staying still, and not quite using abdominal muscles to arise which resembles a drunken horizontal sway.
by dipstickin December 12, 2014
Get the hippy sit-upsmug. person p: i want to learn how to play the sitar
person k: i want to learn how to play the banjo
person p: lets form a sit-anjo band!!!
person k: YAYYY pickles.
person k: i want to learn how to play the banjo
person p: lets form a sit-anjo band!!!
person k: YAYYY pickles.
by hollybananas June 28, 2010
Get the sit-anjo bandmug. Similar to a sit-down, but scaled up to incorporate several people. A group sit down involves 2+ people, simultaneously using separate toilets within earshot, most commonly this makes use of public or communal facilities. Typically a group sit down is the male equivalent of bathroom meetings, but in quintessential male fashion actually performs a vital function.
Originally conceptualized by the Germans in WWI, group sit downs provided the necessary emotional outlets for soldiers confined to the emotional demands of trench warfare. Soldiers would share tales of their life back at home, of their wives, and of their children building bonds and friendships between each other in the process. GSD's would serve as an effective coping mechanism for war for decades to follow.
Nowadays GSD's are often associated with lad culture or male exclusive meetings in a corporate world increasingly dominated by women. GSD's offer a male exclusive space to share their thoughts, ideas, beliefs or emotional discourse.
Originally conceptualized by the Germans in WWI, group sit downs provided the necessary emotional outlets for soldiers confined to the emotional demands of trench warfare. Soldiers would share tales of their life back at home, of their wives, and of their children building bonds and friendships between each other in the process. GSD's would serve as an effective coping mechanism for war for decades to follow.
Nowadays GSD's are often associated with lad culture or male exclusive meetings in a corporate world increasingly dominated by women. GSD's offer a male exclusive space to share their thoughts, ideas, beliefs or emotional discourse.
Microsoft HQ is always filled with secretaries on a Monday so Scotty arranged a group sit down for the afternoon to discuss the quarterly financial report.
by JonoTeMuna July 30, 2016
Get the Group Sit Downmug.