Sit the Fuck Down

STFD

To tell someone to relax, to chill, to calm down, etc

Emily: dude am I right or do I need to relax?
Dakota: Emily you need to sit the fuck down

by r0b3084093893 March 16, 2017

Here I sit

a rhyming poem about someones activities in the bathroom, usually written on the wall inside a stall.

Here I sit all broken hearted came to shit but only farted. On the seat I wait and wait, I guess its time to masturbate. Now I've cum and now I'll go see you tomorrow fucking bowl.

by Wonkeybro June 11, 2010

two-hole sit

When a female sits atop the thigh of another person in a straddling fashion. Both the vagina and anus are in contact with the leg of the person being sat upon.

A: I could feel her warmth when she sat down on my knee
B: Yeah, the two-hole sit will get anyone in the mood! I had a slight hofty just watching.

by Craig McRae May 23, 2007

Sit down button

That bit just between the butt and the top of the back of the thigh, where if you kind of tickle it a little bit the person has to reflexively and involuntarily sit down.

(Falls over a bit) "Hey! That was my sit down button!"

by Peregrine XI May 14, 2021

go sit in a bin

to be said after someone makes a rude statement or offensive joke

homophobic prick: yeah I don't support gays except for lesbians, cos I can join in.
ally: *bashes head in with a bat* GO SIT IN A BIN

by dowestan_uwu June 18, 2019

HANNA SIT DOWN

Hanna, an adopted ginger, will not sit down at lunch and therefore she was banned to get up.

Makenzie: HANNA SIT DOWN
Taryns: Hanna…sit down
Jaxxon: HANNA SIT THE FUCK DOWN

by GIVE ME BACK THE SALAMI March 24, 2022

Sit in your cupboard

Where you sit in your cupboard

Person1: oh it’s already January 17th?
Person2: oh really? I better go home and sit in my cupboard
Person1: what why?
Person2: because it’s national sit in your cupboard day

by YellowTastesNice November 8, 2019