what happens when you're sitting in one of those seats with a hole at the back, and you lean forward and your ass pokes out the back and looks so funny. originated from me discovering it in maths
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Marjorie, don't give the kids any money for the ice cream van today - I've just noticed a bit of a simmo hanging round the park.
by jimiusm May 28, 2005
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by A Good Scott October 17, 2013
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She was the temporary bassist for From First To Last.
She complains about things that she starts, tortures her cat, cannot get over the fact that people dislike her and pretty much doesn't work since she started dating Mikey Way, who she turned into a woman since.
She was the temporary bassist for From First To Last.
She complains about things that she starts, tortures her cat, cannot get over the fact that people dislike her and pretty much doesn't work since she started dating Mikey Way, who she turned into a woman since.
by srsly yo September 15, 2008
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Antoinne: Catharine shut up. Shut up or I'll punch you in the mouth with my foot.
Catharine: Why are you so mean to me?
Antoinne: you like it -- now go get me a coffee. All girls want me, unless they are married or a lesbian, and even then they still want me.
Catharine: yes master. You are such a simon!
Catharine: Why are you so mean to me?
Antoinne: you like it -- now go get me a coffee. All girls want me, unless they are married or a lesbian, and even then they still want me.
Catharine: yes master. You are such a simon!
by T-dash-Roy October 17, 2013
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by raelone May 7, 2005
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