Alabama Shuffle

During sex a woman hops off and gets on your thighs and straddles it while farting on you.

Dude! My wife finally did the Alabama Shuffle on me last night. That ass rip was smelly though!

by Jaboy9998 July 22, 2020

larsson shuffle

an internet term used by fifa players.

the larsson shuffle is the name of a maneuver used to beat a pro keeper and score while playing online.

during the game the player with the ball runs into the box, as he does he turns up to pass the ball to his team mate at the other post, however the player then turns back immediately to face the goal faking the pass and making the keeper move or dive in the wrong direction and allowing him to score.

the move was first created by henrik larsson while playing for the ton fc. hence the name the larsson shuffle

- joe runs into the box with the ball -

jamie: go on joe give em the larsson shuffle like.

- joe turns up the keeper moves away joe then turns back down and puts the ball in the net. goal -

jamie: aww nice goal like.

joe: ha get it smelt keeper

by ross da boss October 2, 2012

The Caleb Shuffle

To cheat in a card game by poorly shuffling and adding desired cards to the top of the deck.

Caleb: Welp, that's a Glinthorn Buccaneer off the top deck. GG Boys.
Nick: Fuckin cheater did The Caleb Shuffle.
Andrew: He's been doing it for years...

by Salty Loser January 10, 2022

Ramsey Shuffle

The act of being tea bagged and slapping your tongue at it like a lizard.

He woke up to a ball sack and started licking it as if doing the Ramsey Shuffle.

by Seymour Twats April 16, 2015

Shit Shuffle

A spontaneous, bodily jerk or twitch that occurs whilst defecating.

“Man, I took a fat shit today. Even had a Shit Shuffle after letting it out.”

by PeePeeMustard January 19, 2021

Secret Shuffle

Secret Shuffle - to wank in public without arousing suspicion.

Cameron enjoyed a 'Secret Shuffle' in the clubhouse, after every game of rugby.

by Banned4life75 July 29, 2018

Kroger Shuffle

The dance you do in order to avoid any person you know in a public place.

You: Hey there is Rita!
Accomplice: Quick Kroger Shuffle before they see us.

by Messenjah January 10, 2011