Spooning

When you eat a spoon (typically one of the small plastic variety) and later poop it out.

I was eating ice cream and accidently wound up spooning.

by Lawlraptor November 12, 2016

poon spooning

when spooning with your girlfriend, you put it in the poon maybe later leading to some bangin sex.

d-bag 1: dude, last night when i was spooning with my girl, i totally got it in and we fucked.
d-bag 2: dude you got the poon spooning !?

by sexesful spooning May 7, 2012

Shooting a fish in a barrel

something that is not easy to do, despite many people saying it is. it's not. I've fucking tried.

Dumbass : that's as easy as shooting a fish in a barrel
Me : THATS NOT EASY!

by [[>RobozombieRofl<]] June 15, 2009

shooting the goose

Masturbating, to the point of ejaculation.

Oh no, it takes less time for me too shoot the goose now than it did 5 years ago. Is that a common problem?

by Edge January 2, 2004

Shooting blanks

Sending a blank text message by mistake, or due to a phone malfunction of some kind.

Man 1: "Damn it, I keep shooting blanks! I can't wait for my plan to expire, so that I can get a new phone with a WORKING keyboard."

Man 2: "Man, I wish I had that problem with my girlfriend, but I wouldn't re-up until I'm at least 30."

Man 1: "I take it that you started praying for false positives?"

by jsmith9 August 24, 2010

Spooning

The act of eating yoghurt out of a woman's vagina.

Samantha: Woah, my friend told me he was spooning his wife!
Philip: That's fucking stupid.

by Spaghetti911 November 18, 2013

shooting the shit

And expression used when two or more people (usually friends) carry on a friendly conversation or a discussion.

Cheating? No way! John and I were shooting the shit at the bar all night!

by draftphunk July 11, 2011