WARNING: THIS ACT SHOULD SHALL NOT BE ATTEMPTED IN REAL LIFE. THIS IS A HYPOTHETICAL ACT THAT IF PHYSICALLY RE-ENACTED, WILL PROBABLY LEAD TO YOUR FORCED DEPARTURE OF YOUR LOCAL MARKET, WITH OR WITHOUT YOUR GROCERY STORE PURCHASES.
Cart shopping is when you go into your local grocery store, armed with your shopping list, but instead of taking your items off of the shelves, you can only take the items on your list from other patron's shopping carts. The trick is not getting caught. If you do get caught, you immediately have to forfeit all of your items, and go and but ten quarts of mayonnaise.
Cart shopping is when you go into your local grocery store, armed with your shopping list, but instead of taking your items off of the shelves, you can only take the items on your list from other patron's shopping carts. The trick is not getting caught. If you do get caught, you immediately have to forfeit all of your items, and go and but ten quarts of mayonnaise.
Old Lady: Oi! I saw you try and take that kielbasa! You, you, you. . . Cart Shopper! Now go on and get yourself some mayonnaaaaiiise!
Cartshopper: *places mayonnaise on cash register conveyer belt*
Cashier: . . . Cart shopping?
Cartshopper: *nods*
Cashier: ROFL
Cartshopper: *places mayonnaise on cash register conveyer belt*
Cashier: . . . Cart shopping?
Cartshopper: *nods*
Cashier: ROFL
by Pi@noguy January 9, 2011
Get the Cart Shopping mug.when you go shopping, and you don't know what hurts the most: your feet, your wallet, or your arms (from holding the bags).
Megan: "Maddie, we are a power shopping dream team. no, wait. we're better than power shoppers."
Maddie: "What do you mean? My wallet is already hospitalized and i can't walk another foot. how are we not power shoppers?"
Megan: "Because we built a shopping robot to carry the bags for us."
Maddie: "What do you mean? My wallet is already hospitalized and i can't walk another foot. how are we not power shoppers?"
Megan: "Because we built a shopping robot to carry the bags for us."
by ben d. over January 8, 2013
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Shomping
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• shooping
• Shopping Trolley
• Stomping
• shemping
• shopping window
• Stomping Grounds
• Shamping
- to step in shit ( dog shit , horse shit , bull shit )
- to set fire to a bag of dog shit , to knock on someone's door and then to drop it , run to the nearest bushes and watch as the homeowner tries to put out the flame and stomps in dog shit
* TIP - its WAY more amusing when old men stomp shit .
- to set fire to a bag of dog shit , to knock on someone's door and then to drop it , run to the nearest bushes and watch as the homeowner tries to put out the flame and stomps in dog shit
* TIP - its WAY more amusing when old men stomp shit .
by lexbratis July 2, 2014
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(in bed) man:I'm dropping my Shopping!
Woman:Pull out pull out!
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(in bed) man:I'm dropping my Shopping!
Woman:Pull out pull out!
by lllumpy September 14, 2009
Get the Dropping my Shopping mug.Rocket Stomping is a practise usually performed by posh people, where a gay man stands on his head, and allows another gay man to insert his penis into his anus, whilst the recievers anus is filled with beetroot
Man 1 - "Hey Charles, would you like to try Rocket Stomping?"
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by Kyle J. Beccalee February 22, 2009
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Yo, is that motherfucker shopping right now? Tell him/her to sit his/her ass down and stop pretending like he/she has somewhere better to be!
by cbrown_uws November 12, 2012
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Yo, you SEENT Quadreesha?!
She was all up on Malik and then she was over at Juan's shack but the night before she had been at Riverton's pad.
oh, and she be sluttin' it up, too.
yo, women be shopping!
She was all up on Malik and then she was over at Juan's shack but the night before she had been at Riverton's pad.
oh, and she be sluttin' it up, too.
yo, women be shopping!
by Filthy December 1, 2004
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