shorty

1 A cute female
2 A white guy

Nigger: Hey shorty, I want you you on my staff.....
Girl: Ok Poppa

nigger: Hey shorty, what you doin in the hood?
whitey: Uh Im lost

by sdkjfahskdfs December 10, 2006

shooty bum pain

Shooty bum pain is when you have a really itchy bum hole to the point it hurts.

Oh man! I've got such bad shooty bum pain but there's people everywhere!

by flappyharris December 5, 2015

shootyourself

what people like dan should do

wow, dan you should shootyourself

by moooo June 2, 2003

Shifty

Can be followed by "1111" to denote many excalimation points, as Shift + 1 places an "!" symbol on a standard keyboard configuration. Precede with omg if you like.

This is a very sarcastic way of being enthusiastic, yet still rather nerdy.

"Hey, I just got Halo 2!!! It's the best game EVAR!!!"

"OMG shifty 11111"

by rough groove June 3, 2005

Shorty

Describes how short ur 🍆 is

That dick is so short I'm gonna call u shorty

by Let's get freaky 👅🍆 May 28, 2019

Shifty

Boner, erection.

To chuck a shifty.

by acky December 4, 2003

shorty

Now turned again to be gender-neural so it can mean a male who a girl finds sexy and attractive.

"Lordy, shorty you're a 10 and I wait for your drunk dials at 3:30 am, I love them" from Kitty Pryde's song "okay cupid" May 2012.

by savante July 8, 2012