Shiterature

Any reading material used during bowel movements

What's a number 2 with no shiterature?

by Shadow Banks January 24, 2015

Shiterature

Literature one reads while on the crapper.

Person 1: "are you ok?"
Person 2: "yah I just gotta crap."
Person 1: "here take this shiterature to keep you entertained."

by 9873737 July 7, 2015

Shelite

To be a woman who knows her worth

A woman who stands up for herself, carries herself with class.

An educated woman who applies herself and is unafraid to learn and try new things.

Will not let anyone tell her she "can't".

Actively strives to shatter the glass ceiling and make gender equality available to future generations.

Believes in and supports feminism.

Charlotte advocates for women and children that are victims of domestic violence and sexual assault; she's an amazing sheliteist.

Amber is such a shelite. She's about to become CEO!

Feminist

by Madi bangz September 12, 2015

shitendictomy

When you have anal sex with someone, and they purposefully shit on your tool as you pull out. Usually a form of revenge.

"Damn, I broke up with Angus and we had some break-up sex. Man, he gave me a shitendictomy on the way out. I guess I deserve it!"

by AngusStarbies July 28, 2016

shiteleration

Shiteleration- the point at which a person needs to take a dump so badly that once the individual finally makes his or her way to the toilet they crap so hard the turd exits the anus under acceleration.

Jonny needs to shit so bad, once he sits down he will experience uncontrolled shiteleration!

by cumaniac June 19, 2016

shitecake

A rare species of mushroom often found growing on decaying waste. This mushroom is characterised by it's deep earthy taste and dark brown colour. Chefs worldwide use this soughtafter fungus in many of their signature dishes.

I'd like to order a small crate of garlic, three boxes of shallots and a large crate of shitecake.

by Mushroommadness June 12, 2016

shitehorse

A shitehorse is a name for a boy named Zack Karro.

Oh he is such a shitehorse doodle flapper.

by Nick Kara May 18, 2016