The Seuss

Term applied for any US ARMY unit, either active or reserves, whose standards for doing things falls shorter then what is expected of them by the Department of Army and whose chain of command more appropriately mirrors a Dr. Seuss plotline of contradictions and liabilities.

I heard a few boys over in first platoon ended up being attached to the seuss and ended up KIA because of the new LT.

by sheepdoginthesand July 1, 2011

text sense

The ability to walk along the street whilst writing a text and avoid all oncoming traffic without looking up from your phone.

Dave: "Did you see the way that girl just changed direction without looking up from her phone, she was on a serious collision course with a pram"
Jon " yeah, she must have text sense"

by 2ace November 29, 2011

butthole sensei

a master of the butthole, you can call on him to train you in the ways of the butthole, to give you control of your farts and change the sound and smell they make.

After my sessions with the butthole sensei, I became a master of my farts.

by putridbeast February 21, 2015

Thot Sause

Cum

That girl is a hoe always want to drive the Thot Sause.

by _Theycallmemimi April 3, 2015

I sense a "but" coming

What you say when someone begins wholeheartedly and enthusiastically agreeing with your point of view, but you would have thought that this particular person would not truly be willing to go along with your idea, and so you suspect that he is merely trying to put you in a better mood and is thus building up to saying, "But in spite of my sympathy for your position/situation, I still feel that..."

You: I feel that Klondike bars are the greatest thing since sliced bologna, so I think that every child should be allowed to eat at least one per day..
Parent: Oh, I agree with you --- they are super-delicious, fairly inexpensive, and an all-around ---
You: I sense a "but" coming here.

by QuacksO August 18, 2016

javi sensei

someone who is a great photographer and is willing to teach about photography

im trying to lear photography i need to find myself a javi sensei to teach me their skills

by javi sensei November 17, 2016

Common sense

The rarest Pokémon that exists. You have to graduate Harvard to figure out how to get it

HOLY CRAP THAT PERSON HAS COMMON SENSE THATS SO RARE

by Autisticfag February 28, 2017