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Seth Jones 

Seth Jones jumped on a car while it was moving making him a boss.
Seth Jones by ilikepie2847 March 23, 2010
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Seth Rogan 

IS FUCKING AMAZING, AND IS ALSO THE SON OF RAPTOR JESUS.
Seth Rogan is soo fucking amazing, it doesnt help that he is the son of Raptor Jesus.
Seth Rogan by Seth Rogans Son October 16, 2008

Seth Powers 

The best possible combination of names resulting in maximum coolness.
"Hey, that movie was so Seth Powers"
"I feel Seth Powers today."
Seth Powers by theBatman1976 December 18, 2010

Seth's Theory 

Once a man cums inside of a woman, she becomes attached for life. This causes societal problems.
"Dude, she will NOT stop texting me, and calling me!"
Seth: 'did you cum in her?"
"Yeah"
Seth: "there's your problem bro" its all about "Seth's Theory"
Seth's Theory by TG brewing co. March 17, 2011

Seth Rich Emergency Treatment

Plan A is when the Contract Killers kill you on sight; Plan B is the backup. They will kill in hospital, while you are being treated for serious, but not fatal, injuries -aka the SETH RICH Emergency Treatment.
EMT: It's okay Ma'am, we are going to take good care of you.

Lady Driver: Ouch! What happened?
EMT: It looks like you are the victim of a hit and run. You'll be alright, once we get you to hospital, the Doc will fix you up real nice.
Lady Drive: (Dazed and confused) Hit and run car crash? I need to go to the hospital? Which Hospital? Where is my laptop and thumb drives!?
EMT: I don't know. DC Police were already on the scene when we arrived. I am sure you'll get them back. Relax. We are going to take you to DC General. It's the closest Trauma Centre.
Lady Driver: Noooooo. I don't want to go there!! They will give me the SETH RICH EMERGENCY TREATMENT! I'm as good as dead!!
EMT: (Smiling) Nonsense! You'll be right as rain in just a few.

Seth.v.2 

Fat cunt that makes memes. He vapes and acts like its cool when in all seriousness looks like a dumbass. Everyone loves his memes tho.
Did you see that guy with the vape?
Yeah he was acting like a totall Seth.v.2
Seth.v.2 by SexSlave McCumDumpster February 10, 2018