Any period of time in which a man will try to hook up with any woman who greatly supersedes him in both weight and size.
It is a reference to the mid 1800's in which harpoons where the weapon of choice for whalers who hunted some of the largest mammals on the planet.
It is a reference to the mid 1800's in which harpoons where the weapon of choice for whalers who hunted some of the largest mammals on the planet.
Person 1: Bro, do you see that chick over there? Ima get her number.
Person 2: Dude, she's got 100 pounds on you easy.
Person 1: Fuck it! Its harpoon season!
Person 2: Dude, she's got 100 pounds on you easy.
Person 1: Fuck it! Its harpoon season!
by k_jord March 2, 2022
Get the Harpoon Seasonmug. by It’s TTAA bitch June 4, 2021
Get the Blixy seasonmug. by Ihatethissm March 19, 2018
Get the Prom seasonmug. by katzvu October 10, 2021
Get the spanking seasonmug. The time of year when it's cold enough that you can leave your beer outside if there's not enough room in the refrigerator or cooler.
Guest: "There's no room for my beer in your fridge."
Host: "Dude, it's Beer Season, just set it out back."
Host: "Dude, it's Beer Season, just set it out back."
by Naetron77 February 6, 2013
Get the Beer Seasonmug. by calamitymasker May 9, 2019
Get the Beard Seasonmug. A term used to defined a window of time where an individual or group of individuals apply copious amounts of effort to accomplish a goal or achieve a new elevated status
by lsaiah August 2, 2022
Get the pushin seasonmug.