scrolltease

Someone who takes out their phone to show you something, making you wait for a long time until they find to continue the conversation

We were having a great conversation then he scrollteased me for 2 minutes to show me a vaguely related meme.

by mcswiney June 8, 2023

scrolliholic

When you're addicted to scrolling.

I can't seem to finish this book I'm reading because I can't leave my phone alone, I'm a scrolliholic.

by CEGsChonnect September 3, 2023

scrollture

Endless deluge of forgettable trash content

"I think consuming all this scrollture is giving me brain damage, Rick."

by wolfdaughter October 14, 2023

keep scrollin'

A term used to tell someone to move on and past your status update on their newsfeed.

Specifically used social media and forums to let someone know you have no time for their opinion, comments or general existence.

'Keep scrollin' is not restricted to social media and can be applied to real life situations.

Status update: Favourite movies? go.

Comment: Twilight.

Reply to comment: Keep scrollin' <insert friend name>

by Tamazz October 28, 2013

Bowl Scrolling

Looking at Facebook or the internet on your phone to amuse yourself while stuck on the toilet with an attack of bowel distress.

I was stuck in the bathroom a long time, glad I had my phone for some bowl scrolling.

by Boardwalk Broad October 20, 2015

Serial Scroller

Someone who indefinitely scrolls social feeds at no benefit of themselves or others.

Serial Scrollers typically enjoy scrolling late at night, or while in a depressive or zombie-like state.

Jeez, Rick. That persons been on their phone for hours!

Rick: *burp*.... that's because the depths of their depression have catapulted them into a revolving need of constant social gratification. They're a Serial Scroller, Morty!

by Johnn.H January 19, 2020

Name-Scrolling

When you search for your name on Urban Dictionary to see some of the things others have done with your name. Usually, this is for a moral boost. Unfortunately, people who share names associated with bad shit (Such as Karen), often find themselves inadvertently insulted, even if they themselves are perfectly fine as a human being. It’s really a 50/50 coin toss, to be honest.

Felt kinda down today, so I went Name-Scrolling on Uraban Dictionary. Made me feel a bit better.

by Octagonal Revolver June 4, 2021