splatch

Noun and Verb: The sound that shit makes when it hits the sidewalk or pavement. Also used to cite a sports, social, or professional failure.

(1) The US soccer team "splatched" on Thursday at the World Cup match against Ghana; (2) If you don't wear a smart suit to your job interview, you'll probably "splatch".

by Daniel Nordic July 30, 2008

ichy scratchy

When your pissed off girlfriend / wife takes your freshly folded undies and rubs them in fiber glass insulation, folds them and puts them back for you to wear.

I gave my boyfriend the good 'ol ichy scratchy lastnight.

by April Arsenic January 26, 2009

scratcher

Ones Bed after a particullary rigorus weekend of shagging.

I had to get outa the scratcher at 12.20 and change the sheets on monday there was so much hard stuff onthe sheets,, aughhh.

by xand May 2, 2003

Scratching

Means to be thinking. Like when you are thinking you scratch your head.

person 1: "What's wrong?"
Person 2: "Nothin, I'm just scratching about what im doing this weekend.?

by Drika February 28, 2009

scratching the record

When a male or female pleasures a female through her jeans using a hand motion that resembles rubbing a vinyl record in order to get a scratch sound effect. This motion usually precedes sex and is used during fore play.

"Yo I got her so hot she reached down and started scratching the record. You know what happened next."

by that one dude 1 October 5, 2009

Scratchy Trombone

A rusty trombone whereby the giver has dental braces.

So Jill gave you the ol' scratchy trombone eh?

by Skeezer1991 October 19, 2009

scatchos

the best food known to man, consisting of skittles and nachos. invented by this really sick kid named maddie. im going to ask her out on friday wish me luck...

"oh, god. maddies so fucking cool. im gonna make her scatchos."
"would you like some scatchos, my dear?"

by deejaylovesmaddie October 29, 2009