Noun and Verb: The sound that shit makes when it hits the sidewalk or pavement. Also used to cite a sports, social, or professional failure.
(1) The US soccer team "splatched" on Thursday at the World Cup match against Ghana; (2) If you don't wear a smart suit to your job interview, you'll probably "splatch".
by Daniel Nordic July 30, 2008
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by April Arsenic January 26, 2009
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I had to get outa the scratcher at 12.20 and change the sheets on monday there was so much hard stuff onthe sheets,, aughhh.
by xand May 2, 2003
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Get the Scratching mug.When a male or female pleasures a female through her jeans using a hand motion that resembles rubbing a vinyl record in order to get a scratch sound effect. This motion usually precedes sex and is used during fore play.
"Yo I got her so hot she reached down and started scratching the record. You know what happened next."
by that one dude 1 October 5, 2009
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Get the Scratchy Trombone mug.the best food known to man, consisting of skittles and nachos. invented by this really sick kid named maddie. im going to ask her out on friday wish me luck...
"oh, god. maddies so fucking cool. im gonna make her scatchos."
"would you like some scatchos, my dear?"
"would you like some scatchos, my dear?"
by deejaylovesmaddie October 29, 2009
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