Skip to main content

Ghost In The Shell: Stand-Alone Complex

A mundane anime featuring a big titted super cyborg ninja bitch in a thong and boots who flips around and beats the shit out of men. Or in other words, it's every fat greasy weaboo fucktard's wettest fantasy featured in their most favorite format to jerk off their one inch dongs to. Thumbing this down is also another way of openly admitting you are indeed a fat, greasy, weaboo fucktard with a one inch dong who jerks off to this shitty show.
You: OMFG!!!111! MOTOKO FROM GHOST IN THE SHELL: STAND-ALONE COMPLEX IS SOOOOOO FUCKING HOT! HER OUTFIT IS SO KAWAIIIII! *FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP!* OHHHHH MAJORRRRRR!
by couchfort June 10, 2010
mugGet the Ghost In The Shell: Stand-Alone Complex mug.

Shell

To shell a joint is to place the end of the joint in the shotgun hole of a piece and press your thumb to the bowl, inhaling through the mouth piece.
Man, this jay's almost kicked, let's shell it.
by Johnny Thunder July 17, 2007
mugGet the Shell mug.

Empty Shell

Empty shell is an expression used for when you go for a shit and nothing comes out. Relates to turtles head, a turd that bobs in and out of your arse but in the case of a false alarm shit the shell is empty.
I thought I needed a shit but went for an empty shell instead.
by Ken Walker February 8, 2008
mugGet the Empty Shell mug.

Shell of a man

A man who is not who they once were, will find any excuse to avoid hanging out with friends on ONE specific day of the week. Often have small wieners too.
Sorry I can’t hangout tonight guys - I’m a shell of a man from what I used to be
by Jaxg June 22, 2022
mugGet the Shell of a man mug.

SCHMELLY

Person of extreme inner wisdom and compassion, Having quality dorky skills to keep the party flowing... quality. Top shelf. most attractive. Oooohhh.... Schmelly! Mmmmm
Meet a schmelly cuddle fish in real life.... Bah! No one that good exists on earth.
by Anglrf'ish July 8, 2014
mugGet the SCHMELLY mug.

Scheel

To abandon children in favor of drugs, sex, and dog breeding.
She used to be a good mom, but all of a sudden she became a Scheel.
by TwatBlaster3000 February 4, 2018
mugGet the Scheel mug.

schollegiate

The best of both worlds. You take scholarly and collegiate and combine them to rock your word... schollegiate! This means that you are both a scholar and a college student.
Hayley, is not schollegiate. Megan is schollegiate that makes straight A's. Too bad Hayley is stupid and can not be like Megan, which is schollegiate.
by Megan Gaffney May 8, 2008
mugGet the schollegiate mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email