Sandshrewing

The guy gets jizz all over his penis and then he covers it in sand then fucks his partner

Me and Jessica were sandshrewing so hard last night she started bleeding

by Skiddie September 14, 2025

Sandstorm

Farting on a girl who wears a lot of cakey makeups face during sex

Dude I totally sandstormed that British girl last night

by thetitanabove September 21, 2025

no scandal

nothing to worry about; no problem; ain't no thang; n/m

"... and the caddy was so incompetent that the back 9 took 3 hours, so I ended up being late for the board meeting."

"No scandal. I won't lay an arabian death mask on you over it."

by Nick Desbarats July 12, 2004

Ultimate Scandal

With the world bank's money alone, not counting the billions that go into the army, we could easily wipe out all poverty forever with just 5% of the money.

poverty isnt a fact of life-its a disease.

We can wipe it out, but certain (cough, Bush) people have to go

have you seen me on 2DTV? I kick ass as Wonder Woman. George W Bush the 2nd.

by Biafra J July 13, 2004

Shadygate Scandal

A scandalous event which occurred sometime during 2010 at a local Canadian athletic club in the capital region, in which an elderly man reportedly made offensive remarks to female club members of varying ages. Of notability was a remark made to an underage female (less than 18 years of age), whose parents later filed a formal complaint. Shortly thereafter the man was allegedly banned from the club, and the term "shadophile" was coined.

"The Real Old Shady" was responsible for the Shadygate Scandal

by sonshinefun April 22, 2011

african sandstorm

when your wife has such a sandy vagina that ehen she squirts sand goes everywhere

Not the african Sandstorm!

by shrekdankmemelord420 February 21, 2017

Reid sands

Whilst having sex, insert an instrument into your partners vagina and have her play “Twinlkle Twinkle” while cuming

Yo i fucked a guy last night and managed to do a Reid Sands

by Reid sands May 27, 2018