Spanglo Saxoned

When one gets so arseholed (drunk) they become spanglo saxoned

Rodney: “you going out tonight mate?”
Tarquin: “ oh god yeah, I’m going to get absolutely spanglo saxoned”

by Keizer June 17, 2018

holly saxon

The sexy sister to a lazy eyed mong and an alien from another planet. The daughter to a daily bush trimmer. The president of the GDA (gold digging association)

I knew she only liked me for my money, what a Holly Saxon.

by Ya boy chicken little July 18, 2018

Robert Salone

A Speng who likes getting kids in the back of a van

Robert Salone get the kids in the van

by Ayden Lacey November 23, 2019

Blooty Salon

Blue- tee sal- on: Refers to salon services administered by a non-certified individual. Usually done by self, friend or relative, in a home setting. Often with mixed to disastrous results.

Why is your hair orange and patchy?

Because I got it done at the blooty salon, my cousin helped me.

by Toffiffay July 21, 2020

Hair salon

A slang word for a drugs den, where people go to ‘curl up and die’. Made popular by the cult film Rock’n’rolla.

“He frequents the hair salon”.
“That estate if full of dodgy hair salons”.

by RawLondonTalk August 6, 2020

Dirty Salon

When you jizz in a girls hair and rub it in like conditioner, then wash it out with your pee.

Karen said she needed a haircut, but Frank was feeling frisky and decided to give her a dirty salon.

by Thebeekiller September 18, 2020

Kiwi Sagon

Kiwi Sagon is a name for a bitch.

Kainoa: I’m really a kiwi Sagon...

by FatPanda67 October 21, 2020