by StreetSpirit October 19, 2005
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The act of slamming a penis onto the top of someone's head. Not to be confused with a cock slap, a sausage hammer relies on downward motion (as opposed to the side to side). Very effective when used to shock or surprise someone, very degrading when used during fellatio.
Mike typically gave Matt a sausage hammer in the locker-room every day prior to track
practice.
Will gave Cassie a sausage hammer after she failed miserably at fellatio.
practice.
Will gave Cassie a sausage hammer after she failed miserably at fellatio.
by Steve Roberts III April 23, 2006
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the beauty that's radiance shines brighter than than the light reflecting off her gorgous hazel eyes, not to mention sexy as hell!
incredibly funny and smarter than an asian kid on brains steroids. has the best laughs, ranging from cute as a puppy to oddly evil :)
in one word, amazing
the beauty that's radiance shines brighter than than the light reflecting off her gorgous hazel eyes, not to mention sexy as hell!
incredibly funny and smarter than an asian kid on brains steroids. has the best laughs, ranging from cute as a puppy to oddly evil :)
in one word, amazing
- sasha is the absolute love of my life!
- hey look its a rainbow
wow thats really sasha
- who's that?
oh thats my future wife, sasha!
- hey look its a rainbow
wow thats really sasha
- who's that?
oh thats my future wife, sasha!
by notoriousW.E.S. January 10, 2009
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Terry: Did you hear about that hairdresser guy Greg having a threesome with the Hilton sisters?
Barry: No way! I always thought he was a sausage jockey.
Barry: No way! I always thought he was a sausage jockey.
by Dr. Sven June 28, 2006
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It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon for only twelve seconds.
It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon for only twelve seconds.
by Manjenkins June 21, 2009
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