Sam

Guy who rapes 5 year olds

Sam raped that guys little sister

by Godamongallothermen December 21, 2019

Sam

(Short for Samantha) A short ass thot who is incapable of getting a boyfriend who’s best friend is Connor

Connor: Yo sam your short haha

by ConnorSmithWontSuckYourDick November 3, 2019

Sam

A fag who wears his corps shirt everywere

A-Look sam is sucking his boyfriends dick again

B- thats just sambeing sam

by Any one but sam June 6, 2018

Sam

a gay boy that still likes pussy but will deepthroat that dick😂

Damn that nigga going in like a sam

by Chandlrrgdjhmk August 4, 2018

sam

sam is stupid and black and dosent shower. many cavities and yellow teeth. lazy and fat never dose anything

sam is a fat cunt

by yeet haha June 9, 2020

Sam

A very nice young man with a kind penis. He is lovely to be around and so is his darling penis. Friends will describe Sam as smart, funny, kind, and very {well hung.

God do I love sam and his dear penis

by lmao kill ma March 29, 2019

Sam

Sam is a girl that's a shortass thot with about 5 different sized dicks, all of which are chodes, that can be referred to as Stoner Jesus. Can't fucking decide between game design or graphic novels, but bitch oh well. Has gotten her Waluweenie stuck in a zucchini before and very proud of it. Motherfucking is probably a Capricorn that hates Aquarius' and Geminis' the most because all of the ones she's encountered thus far are either assholes, retarded, or both. She'll most likely shank someone at some point, just wait for it.

Sam: DO I LOOK LIKE BOO BOK THE MOTHERFUCKING FOOL TO YOU? YOU'RE DAMN PUSSY CAN'T FIT A WATERMELON IN IT, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT WEAK ASS SHIT.

Thot: *Sobs and sadly uwus*

by Stoner Jesus September 19, 2018