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suprise me sue

This happens when you are engaging in the act of sexual intercourse from behind, doggy style if you will, and you pull out, and spit on your girls back so she thinks you have cum, then when she turns around, you blow your load all in her face.
You should have seen the look on your moms face when i gave her the suprise me sue
by mreader September 26, 2006
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strawberry suprise

Whilst in doggy-style a man will spit on the ladies back as if to fake ejaculation, as she turns around he slaps her in the face with the erect penis and causes a bloody nose in a ddition to actual ejaculation. Resulting in a strawberry suprise
Thanks hunny for that strawberry suprise!
by j eldridge August 31, 2005
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Sunrisers Hyderabad

A team lead by Australian Giant David Warner.

2016 IPL Champion
Sunrisers Hyderabad consists of Butta Bomma, Smile Merchant, Best Indian Spinner, Rashid etc
by carelesstyper January 15, 2021
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backdoor suprise

i was making dinner and jim gave me a backdoor suprise
by jewmongler588 June 14, 2011
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Mojave suprise

The act of masturbating to a girl in front of you on all 4's , then right before the point of ejaculating you spit on the girl, she turns around thinking its semen, then you punch her mutha fuckin lights out nigga!
i did the old mojave suprise last night man! then she went all ape shit on me!
by BenisWhite June 18, 2011
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Su-suprised

When a suprise is so suprisingly suprising that your own phone is in such shock that it has to make an extra suprise by adding an extra "Su" at the start of suprised making it an extra suprise.

Su-Suprised is such a freak of nature that its only found in long term aniverseries or when the worst team in a football competition happens to win a football match
Shay: My god my relationship with Jacky has lasted so long that my own phone has given me a Su-suprised.

Wise old man: WOW it looks like the phone gods of Sim have given you the tick of approval my son.
by blashada November 27, 2012
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Gherkin Suprise

This is act of jerkin your gherkin in the morning, slapping your penis against your partner's face to wake them up, then jizzing in their eyes, ears or mouth.
I gave my girlfriend a gherkin suprise she is now blind and I don't have a girlfriend
by Street kid February 12, 2017
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