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Heart of Stone on the Rock

The world's worst cocktail: tap water poured over a solitary ice cube.

Can also refer to someone in a position of authority not giving their mates any breaks
JJ: hey did you hear Bungle is now running the Balham Tup?
Pat: sweet, did he hook you up with free booze?
JJ: no way man, he'd even charge me for a Heart of Stone on the Rock!
by Persil May 30, 2006
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max stokes

a kind caring individual who would do anything for his friends and shouldn't be in this dictionary.
by hypercarbon December 28, 2005
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killing two birds with one stone

To take care of two problems with one action.
"While I was out delivering the pizza, I stopped by the bank so I wouldn't have to later. I was killing two birds with one stone."
by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009
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stoneface

n.,
a game in which a group of males, sitting around a table, get oral sex from one female under the table... the object of the game is to show no emotion.
Dennis is the reigning stoneface champion of milton.
by DoubleD February 28, 2005
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Stoned

The very slow, yet rapid course of time in which you may find yourself reading and creating these definitions for words that quite simply seem to be the most hilarious thing you've seen in a recent while. (The word "egg" for example, let it sink in if you are high at the moment)

Contrary to popular belief, you will not be "raiding" the kitchen, and refrigerator, rather, you will likely see a Quiznos commercial which will either A) Remind you of the cold cuts you have in your refrigerator and proceed to make yourself 5 sandwiches, as you will not be able to tell when you're "full", or B) you will immediately rush to the nearest Taco Bell, because at one point you will forget why you got in the car, at which point a Taco Bell will present itself along any major highway.

You will be less likely to go to the movie theater, as instead your first person experiences will be as if you are viewing yourself through a television set, so watching movies will only cause you to lose control of yourself, as you will be uncertain of whether you're watching a movie, or whether you're watching a movie of a person watching a movie. (That person, being you)

You will giggle when I remind you of the word "egg", and that will cause you to go onto some intellectual brainstorm about things completely unrelated to eggs, such as poison dart frogs, discovery channel's Deadliest Catch, or how you managed to read all of this definition.
Guy 1 : Dude, have you ever wondered about how the universe will end one day?

Guy 2 : Hell yes I'll go for some pizza.

*A frequent conversation between stoned guys*
by okmijnuhbygvtfcrdxesz July 4, 2009
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StonedEmoMuffin

a muffin that has marijuana and an emo kids blood baked inside of it.
dude i baked some stonedemomuffins!
by LubricantJaguar May 17, 2009
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The stone tablet

An ancient greek sex move when a stone which has been frozen for over 3 weeks is inserted in the vag referenced from Sue Johanson with the iron glove of the gods.
A seated scribe holding a papyrus roll was one of the most popular subjects in their art when they preformed The stone tablet for jake singer.
by Tacomaster88 May 30, 2008
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