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scored

Got laid. Had sex. 'Scored' mainly applies when getting laid for the first time with a person you have only just, or recently met.
1. "Man, I gotta go now, im gonne score big time with this Melissa chick"
2. " Oh damn, I scored big time last night..."
by Dr_Snapid November 14, 2005
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Paulie Shore

washed up actor that has become my alter-ego
Paulie Shore is my buh-uddy
by Anon Y. Moose October 23, 2003
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Jersey shore

A stupid show about douchebags who claim to be 'guidos' and 'guidettes'. In reality, most of them are Mexican, Brazilian, or Chilean. It's retarded, mostly showing retarded people getting pissed.

All in all, It shows how stupid everyone in the world is getting.
Idiot: Hey did you watch jersey shore last night?????

non-Idiot: No...I don't watch Jersey shore.

Idiot: OMFG YOU SHOULDVE CAUSE SNOOKI WAZ LEIK IMMA HIT YU BITCH AND SHE DID AND THEN HE WAS LEIK FIST PUMP

Non-idiot: .....kill me now.
by starwarsgeek133 January 21, 2011
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Jersey Shore

(noun) 1. A bunch of steroid using testosterone junkies with small penises that think they are macho. 2. A group of preppy prissy princess bitches that want to fuck so bad that their legs are spread every day and their hours of operation are longer than the local convenience store.
Im going to go watch some Jersey Shore to laugh at rich sluts that think they are better than everyone else.
by _n0LAn_ January 8, 2011
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Snoreburg

N. bicycle seat sniffers at the Mackinac Island fairy port and shoppes.

Snoreburging
V. the process of sniffing bicycle seats parked at the Mackinac Island fairy port or out infront of its shoppes.
Recently discovered by National Geographic: "Here hiding in this bush we have the rarely seen group of snoreburgs, who spent many happy hours dragging their nostrils over the saddles of young ladies' bicycles in search of a rewarding "frisson".

Mackinac Islandfairy portbicycle seatsaddlessaddle sniffingbicycle seat sniffingbicycle seat snifferfrissonsniffingsniffer
by MaidenDetroit October 15, 2010
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slore

Slut and whore put together to define the behavior of extremely slutty people.
Dude, I saw your sister at a party last night all over a bunch of guys. She is such a slore.
by the gore princess January 17, 2009
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SCORE!!!

Have intercourse with.
Bang
Nail
by fiddle November 6, 2004
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