smazz

To passionately eat someone's face, usually under the influence of alcohol.

Mooney: Oi Stokes, I smazzed that girl last night
Stokes: Mate I smazzed your mum last night

by Flumpy Joe November 25, 2014

smackdicular

Spectacular feeling after giving oral sex

I am feeling smackdicular today!

by SICAnCHRIS March 13, 2015

Smallowitz

Someone who leaves a small tip at a bar or restaurant. A bad tipper. A Jew who leaves a small tip.

That cheap bastard left a $2 tip on a $40 bar bill. What a Smallowitz!!

by Neo a New May 21, 2015

Smashchat

When you're having sex with someone and you take a snapchat of it.

AJ: Hey did you fuck that girl you met last night?
Julian: Yeah man, did you not get that smashchat I sent you?

by bumpuncher1010 April 21, 2016

SMAV

Acronym denoting "Soccer Mom Assault Vehicle". Basically any vehicle stereotypically used by "soccer moms", re-purposed as a tactical transport/ gun platform, etc. Includes, but is not limited to; minivans; station wagons; SUVs; etc.

Typically used by SWAT, security contractors, and similar personnel, the vehicle is usually modified primarily by the removal of seating, and treated like a ground-based helicopter. Personnel aboard are secured using remaining seat-belts, floor mounted seating hardpoints, and handholds within the vehicle. Additionally, personnel may ride on the exterior of the vehicle, if equipped with roof racks and/ or running boards.

The SMAV will approach the target structure, where it will deploy the breach team.

by Jack Stecker May 7, 2016

small d

Usually .1 or .2 inches long

What a small d you have john.

by small d kiddd September 19, 2016

smash n bash

When u go all in

"Yo imma finna smash n bash yo mama"

by Big bave January 18, 2017