The act of moving shit (furniture, storage bins, clutter, etc.) from one place to another for no logical reason other than creating the illusion of cleaning up.
“Go to the garage and help your brother, we’re doing a shit shuffle today.”
“Your mother was drinking Pinot Grigio last night and now she’s shit shuffling the whole house. I suggest you go to your friends house after soccer practice.”
“Go to stage 4 and shit shuffle all the dressing from Bobby’s set to the east wall. Make sure to keep the fire lanes clear.”
“Your mother was drinking Pinot Grigio last night and now she’s shit shuffling the whole house. I suggest you go to your friends house after soccer practice.”
“Go to stage 4 and shit shuffle all the dressing from Bobby’s set to the east wall. Make sure to keep the fire lanes clear.”
by Giveupcontrol September 19, 2022
Get the Shit Shufflemug. by Judge Santiago Burdon December 15, 2022
Get the Penguin Shufflemug. When a higher paid colleague who is responsible for a project to be delivered on Friday decides leave all of the work until Thursday afternoon then takes the Friday off,
leaving a subordinate to do the work or face the wrath of the boss.
leaving a subordinate to do the work or face the wrath of the boss.
Boss “Hey, do you have the project finished, it’s Thursday afternoon already”
Middle Manager “No, but it will be finished by the deadline tomorrow”
Boss “Great, see you tomorrow then”
Middle Manager “no, I’m off til Monday, so and so has it covered”
Boss “you there in the cheap seats, my office”
Lower paid workers “oh no!
He’s done a Dutch Shuffle!”
Middle Manager “No, but it will be finished by the deadline tomorrow”
Boss “Great, see you tomorrow then”
Middle Manager “no, I’m off til Monday, so and so has it covered”
Boss “you there in the cheap seats, my office”
Lower paid workers “oh no!
He’s done a Dutch Shuffle!”
by Rufus Abadgers March 25, 2022
Get the Dutch Shufflemug. the sis shuffle is what you do during the add/drop period. when a class is coming up, you drop it on the sis (student information services) website and add another class that met yesterday, prolonging the beginning-of-semester itis.
by fat mels May 9, 2010
Get the sis shufflemug. (n.) a undesired song that comes on while your MP3/Ipod is in shuffle mode. can be simple annoying and/or extremely embarrassing
bob decided to listen to some music to help him sleep. After a few minutes he was finally falling asleep when a shuffle bomb, hardcore screamo song, came on.
John was at a party with punk friends; they were listening to some intense rock on his ipod when Miley Cyrus, The Climb, came on. This shuffle bomb ruined his rep.
John was at a party with punk friends; they were listening to some intense rock on his ipod when Miley Cyrus, The Climb, came on. This shuffle bomb ruined his rep.
by grrrrrstupidipod October 19, 2009
Get the shuffle bombmug. The act of when driving and someone attempts to enter the car the driver moves forward so the passenger can’t enter
by Natesgreat232 June 14, 2023
Get the slut shufflemug. An elegant and perfectly executed sequence of complex or difficult actions without room for delay, fault, or failure.
Azir overcame the odds and executed a perfect shuriman shuffle against the enemy team giving him the win.
by OneThird13 July 27, 2023
Get the shuriman shufflemug.