Shift Loss

when a manager is unhappy with your performance, causing you to lose a shift

Manager: “Trey! I have had enough of you screwing all of our employees and stealing mountain dews out of the fridge! You are going to have to endure a shift loss!”

by veggiebowl04 January 3, 2023

The Shitty Wishbone

Pro-quire a wishbone from a turkey. Ask your girlfriend to break it. If she gets the big half you shit on the small of her back. If she gets the small half deploy a soggy log on the bridge of the left side of her nose and land a punch with the force Popeye in her right eye.

It was the holiday season so i asked my girlfriend to play the shitty wishbone game - she lost - i shat - she cried.

by ChazFay3 November 29, 2010

Harvard Shift

(Verb) The act of dealing drugs but using a large, old-fashion scale to trick your buyer out of the correct amount of drugs they intend to buy. Thus saving product and increasing profit.

*Not to be confused with the Harvard Trip

1. I gave my client the Harvard Shift, now I have extra product and money!

2. I think my piece of shit dealer just gave me the Harvard Shift...

by SSOBEHT August 3, 2014

crap shifting

Passing your crap to a family member, friend or other party. Furniture, appliances, toys, clothing - most of the stuff we have is crap we don't need and eventually crap we don't want. So we shift it to someone else to make room for new crap.

To make room for new furniture, we'll need to do some crap shifting. Maybe your cousin will take the sofa.

Do we really need four kayaks? Maybe we can crap shift a couple to your brother for his family to use.

by Riled October 6, 2015

Beaver shift

When a beaver goes out to collect wood during the day and when the sun goes down a different beaver comes out to collect wood and take the first beavers place.

When is my beaver shift?
Is the next beaver shift soon?

by [e-mail] September 3, 2016

seismic shift

A major change. (Seismology is the study of earthquakes.) The implication is that the change being described is so significant that the earth will move under your feet. Like paradigm shift, this phrase has become overused marketing hype.

In just the last century, there has been a seismic shift in the treatment of women in this country.

by DBill the PonyillBill August 3, 2017

energy shift

A sudden shit in the mood or aura of of any conversation ( this can be through text, call, and in person)

I could feel the energy shift between us last night hes definitely up to something.

by Omni.stu December 17, 2018