lower selfie

A picture of ur crotch. A picture of the front or back or the lower portion of ur body including the "private" area.

Please send me a lower selfie. I want to see that dick.

by Justmean April 23, 2018

selfie suffering

(n) The emotion felt after posting regrettable content.

She spent the rest of the weekend selfie suffering after the fraternity barn dance pictures were posted.

by Kane-Fu September 17, 2017

selfie

the act of performing fellatio on one's self

My boss fired me for giving myself a selfie. I had no idea there were cameras in the office. I would have waited to get home to blow myself if I had known better. Maybe I can file for wrongful termination.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

Selfie Pooper

Someone who hates taking selfies with others

My friend John is a selfie pooper, he never wants to take selfies with us when we go out.

by Fireworm April 9, 2017

Selfie

The act of jerking off to pictures of yourself or a mirror.

I saw Dave walk into the bathroom an hour ago with nothing but a shaving mirror, I think he's pulling a selfie.

by datboimang April 7, 2017

Selfie Fucker

Someone who takes an endless amount of selfies with no end in sight

Have you seen XYZ's Instagram? Just photos of themself, they're such a selfie fucker

by em2020 May 28, 2017

social selfie

(Abbreviated soc-fie): a social media selfie specifically taken to be put as the pfp on all of one's social media sites

A social selfie will never help you pass anyone's picture test, your personality and moral values will.

by Sexydimma May 28, 2017