see spot run

The act of masturbating while simultaneously petting your pet of choice, preferably a dog.

Coined by the legendary CJ Jordan.
I got home after this phat disco and saw my dog spike just sitting there. After staring at him for a good 2 minutes, I decided to let him join me in a see spot run. It was magnificent.
by GeoJordan September 26, 2007
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We See You

When someone is being called out (usually on twitter) for not doing the right thing. Such as having the power to stop something bad happening but either failed to try and prevent it or worse, is found to have contributed toward it and maybe lied about it or tried to cover it up.

The implication is that the person should be ashamed of their actions (or lack of) and that it has been noted so that at some point in the future they will get their comeuppance.

It is essentially a thinly vieled threat that revenge will come, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but one day. Often written in all caps.
Tweet: Yo, governor after saying you want to protect our communities, why did you vote to support that bill which makes it easier for children to buy guns? WE SEE YOU. #election
by Monkeynews June 25, 2020
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I see the vibe

Too Laila I see the vibe!
by NitroPvPYT March 26, 2019
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seeing Jesus in the toast

to see a pattern of something that is not really there or not formed by your believed cause.
Alex is really seeing Jesus in the toast when he claims that the Illuminati are communicating through magazine covers.
by Citation Puffin January 11, 2015
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see / the real nayeon

see / the real nayeon is so hot wanna date her smh.
by coolawesomenctzen123 March 19, 2021
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See my kids

When you cum on your girls face and it gets in one or both of her eyes.
“I came in my bitch’s eye so she could see my kids.”

Taken from some random freestyle rap I heard in high school.
by Haywire84 April 22, 2021
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see through kazoo

A utensil used to smoke Methamphetamine; aka, glass dick. oil burner, pickle,whistle,twizzle stick.
(phone call) tweeker#1" hey man when you come bring that shit to me, think you can bring me a see through kazoo, i broke mine. ..(tweeker#2)"yeah man cant have you sittin on some dope with no way to smoke it"
by Action Jacksum May 09, 2012
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