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seal

An arctic animal that is a magnet for blunt weapons, including (but not limited to) clubs, bats, crowbars, nailboards, nunchucks, game controllers, banjos, backpacks filled with cement, and folding chairs.
"You see that seal over there?"

"Yeah?"

"I'm gonna club the s**t out of it."
by Trogador April 4, 2010
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chunky salsa

stuff that spues forth violently from between a womans legs that can commonly be mistaken as chip dip. The stuff that can stick to your leg, the wall, random passerby
unfortunatly for mary it was that time of the month and the chunky salsa flowed like a red river of doom or like an inducing blue ball river of doom.
by skippy the hippy December 9, 2008
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Wet Seal

Wet Seal/Noun- A "slippery" rectum ready for penitration.
by Shua smith March 26, 2010
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Seal

Damn, that girl has got a really loose seal today!

That store Wet Seal makes me laugh every time.
by A 20 Inch Deer April 17, 2011
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Seal

1. A seal is basically a girl/guy (or even an item) that you can't have in the sense that she/he/it can never be yours.

Being a seal is relative since your seal probably hooks with people (who you probably hate for this fact) and is therefore not a seal to them.

This definition of seal comes from the person's likeness to the animal: the fact that they're so cute/hot/desirable that you want them but you also simultaneously want to club over the head (like with baby seals) because you can never have them.

2. Also, this can be used as a suffix or modifier to names to disguise the fact that you are talking about someone in the same room. Usually that person is a seal by the above definition as well before 'seal' is used to modify their name.
1.
Guy 1 (frustrated): "Man! There are so many seals in this bar tonight!!"

Guy 2: "Yeah I know... I just wanna club them over the head so no one else can have them..."

OR

Guy 1: "Who's that cute girl by the bar?"
Guy 2: " Hmm I don't know her name but she's definitely a baby seal."

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2.
Elsa = Anagram Seal (because the name is an anagram of the word seal)

Stephanie = Stepha-Seal
by TwoPair July 6, 2009
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baby seal

If alive: something that needs to be clubbed. If dead: something that still needs to be clubbed.
The man thought that the baby seal would be good clubbing practice. He was right.
by Kafeithekeaton April 19, 2006
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salsa stick

a hispanic dick,cock,pork,prick etc..
Look a those hispanic hombres with those massive salsa sticks
by jim April 30, 2004
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