samuel hamburger

A really awesome dude with a horse dick and a big heart.

IF YOU TALK TO SAMUEL HAMBURGER I WILL RIP YOUR LEG OFF

by Juliana Hamburger December 22, 2017

Samuel

Absolute unit, has a head the size of a melon. Absolute lad.

Person 1: wow that guy looks so cool
Person 2: aye he’s Samuel, he’s an absolute unit
Person 1: oh wow we have to be friends with him or we’ll die

by T. rex 10101 February 20, 2019

Samuel

Big fat bender who belongs in a whale enclosure

Samuel go back to the whale enclosure

by arthurbaker04 November 24, 2019

samuel

A creepy stalker-ish kid that usually likes to stalk Raelynn’s, he has blonde hair, glasses, and can be found in red clothing, and kaki shorts. Watch out for these guys, and make to sure to lock your doors at night.

Oh man, is that samuel? He followed me home last night

by yayayysyayayta October 24, 2019

Elijah samuel kurien

Basically a nigga!,
Also search - Moru,Sike,Niggamofo,Mofo

Elijah samuel kurien makes VANAKARI

by DA_BOSS6969 February 10, 2018

Samuel

Samuel is a dickhead

He called me gay, what a samuel

by Gangster_Joe May 9, 2019

Samuel

A Gucci wanna be Mexican who smells liek tacos everywhere he goes

Samuel walked into 2nd hour smelling like a taco

by Ramsey walls August 20, 2017