Salad and chill

The act of a girl making a guy go on many dates with her before having sex. Often done by innocent girls who want a chill relationship rather than a dramatic sexual one.

I don't want to Netflix and chill with him. How about salad and chill instead.

I don't want to be some one night stand, I honestly just want someone to salad and chill with me.

by Ogelratsraw November 26, 2016

Roberto Salad

When chunks of food become clogged in the drain of a sink. Mainly after washing many dishes. Legend has it that the salad was invented by the lords of Blaze Pizza.

"Check this Roberto Salad out." -Diego
"That's fucking disgusting." - Joe

by Prodigy_55 August 15, 2018

Pub salad

The culinary combination of a packet of crisps, splayed open and covered in Tabasco sauce. Invented in the Pipe & Slippers, Bristol

Oi Jono, one more pub salad and your bro is going to blow his gizzards

by Jono-L April 16, 2022

What salad

What a Lad! Often used in texting conversation as shorthand.

Bob gets with all the girls he wants!
- What salad!

by Lengar July 5, 2018

salad rotter

the drawer in the bottom of your refridgerator where you place vegetation to rot down before throwing it away.

where shall I put the lettuce?
in the salad rotter

by doubledrat April 20, 2008

Breakfast Salad

The act of eating out an asshole immediately after waking up.

I was woken up this morning with a breakfast salad.

by Cherryish October 17, 2017

thumbtack salad

When editable goods become, or are naturally, too sharp and leave their digester's mandible ceiling in a mess of bloody, and usually painful, ribbons.

1.) Sorry, can't pronounce my L's because of my thumbtack salad this morning.

2.) Captian Crunch.

3.) A big salad bowl filled with thumbtacks, and dressed with scalding hot clam chowder, salt, and razor blades.

by java monster February 22, 2008