sad napkin

The grool and jizz-encrusted fast food napkin often found on the floor mat the morning after disappointing car sex.

I was taking my mother to brunch this morning and was hoping she didn't ask about sad napkin on the passenger seat floor.

by rugbykiltman November 13, 2022

Sad Horny

The sad yet horny feeling sometimes acquired from drinking while feeling down or numb.

I had a few at the local watering hole, now I’m sad horny.

by Moonputty February 3, 2023

Hunger Sadness

When your lack of food has caused you to become sad and self-loathing or mournful. Can be cured by eating food and doing something you like to do.

JEFF: Oh, hey, dude, you seem a bit down! Are you okay?
MACK: Yeah, I've just got Hunger Sadness. Could you pass me the chips? I'm starving and I hate myself..

by SquiuqS December 21, 2016

Sad Cnhh

Meaning extreme sadness while remaining lighthearted.

My like is so sad cnhh.

by WotsitDude69 August 11, 2021

sad pancake

When Cory Schneider sits there and takes it

“My Girlfriend sad pancaked last night, it was great”

by SeanVisceral November 25, 2018

sad cutie

A Sad Cutie is someone who is beautiful but clearly sad. They are so beautiful and interesting you can’t get your eyes off them. They are someone where who just want to hug them and protect them from sadness.

Taylor: Look at that cutie on the bleachers! I think he is sad.
Marina: Yeah he is a Sad Cutie

Marina: Isn’t he just so beautiful and interesting?

by ShawnXmarina October 27, 2018

Sad Fap

A sad fap is when you read a sad doujinshi and sit down to question why you're reading JoJo bizzare adventure doujinshi at 3am

Man I expected Joseph to get fucked my Caesar but now I'm crying with nut on my hands. This was a sad fap

by OH MY GOD!! August 16, 2019