Well, my girlfriend found out I cheated on her with her best friend, on her bed, while she was out buying me a gift for our anniversary, and I still need to go back there and get my car keys!
Sounds like you need to wabash and run
Sounds like you need to wabash and run
by Yourfacemyass January 19, 2010

while waiting to cross the road a kind motorist slows down and indicates you to cross: whilst the actual speed of the run across the road is the same as walking, the illusion of hurrying engenders a feeling of good will between motorist and pedestrian.
Friend A: What the hell was that?
Friend B: That was my courtesy run!
A: But it was no quicker than walking!
B: Yeah but it makes drivers feel better
A: Cunning
B: Like a fox!
Friend B: That was my courtesy run!
A: But it was no quicker than walking!
B: Yeah but it makes drivers feel better
A: Cunning
B: Like a fox!
by amberdog May 28, 2010

by Roby80 September 27, 2007

A trip to get or do something, especially for something you don't really like to do or have to do for someone else. It's not like shopping!
by Aaadrian September 7, 2006

by Tchotchotch August 22, 2008

Girl : Jesus, I crossed some 70s porn the other day -- John Holmes was hung like a goddamn blue whale. Made me wonder what the hell you got.
Guy : Yeah, but at least Eddie Nash didn't beat me to death for rippin and runnin.
OR
what do you do for a living ?
I rip and run.
Guy : Yeah, but at least Eddie Nash didn't beat me to death for rippin and runnin.
OR
what do you do for a living ?
I rip and run.
by merc misfire May 14, 2006

Tad: Chad just hit a fucking home run!!
Brad: should we help him?
Tad: put him in bed and let him sleep it off.
chad was not fine. RIP
Brad: should we help him?
Tad: put him in bed and let him sleep it off.
chad was not fine. RIP
by ongekyume September 16, 2019
