running latte

showing up late to work because you stopped for coffee along the way.

I told them I got stuck in traffic, but really I was running latte.

by Tchotchotch August 22, 2008

mow the laundry

Doing a load of laundry after allowing clothes to pile up on your bedroom floor for weeks.

"say Magdalene, suppose it's time to mow the laundry? I can't get your door open."

by tchotchotch February 28, 2007

GOMF

Acronym for "Get Outta My Face!" phrase derived from users of the Amiga computer, GOMF was originally a hack that dismissed critical errors called 'Guru Meditation.' These nerds expanded the use of the phrase to everyday situations.

GOMF cat! Quit eating my spaghetti!

by tchotchotch September 29, 2008

claping

An activity not uncommon in rural Pennsylvania, in which a pack of vicious douchebags will attack an Amish person, who being a pacifist and will not fight back.

Jimmy Carl: Let's go clape some clapes with this here hunk a' concrete!

John Bob: Whoo hoo! Claping is twice as fun as cow tipping!

by tchotchotch March 15, 2009

mowhawk

The strip of grass between the road and sidewalk seen in some cities. aids in dog feces camoflagery.

"Gee, I'd rather have a wider sidewalk than a mowhawk."

by tchotchotch February 28, 2007