The 18 Sigma Rules

sigma rule #1: You didn't fail them, they failed you
sigma rule #2: A chance you can take is a chance you will take
sigma rule #3: Intimidation is never unnecessary
sigma rule #4: Never say it's a joke
sigma rule #5: Never be anything besides True Neutral
sigma rule #6: Manipulation is never evil just because everyone hates it
sigma rule #7: Comprehend the behavior of everyone and how they can be sensitive
sigma rule #8: Treat everyone like a child
sigma rule #9: Ratio your way out of everything
sigma rule #10: Offend them
sigma rule #11: Psychological Warfare
sigma rule #12: Gain trust
sigma rule #13: Do not complain, accept it
sigma rule #14: Let your enemy underestimate you
sigma rule #15: If you can't beat them in combat, gaslight and break their mentality
sigma rule #16: Trauma is an invalid excuse
sigma rule #17: You are not mentally strong if you're easily offended
sigma rule #18: Do it now, not later

"You are not following The 18 Sigma Rules."

by anonymous May 24, 2022

Rule 101

"We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you..."
rotfl, Rick Roll'd!

I enforce rule 101!
OMGWTF! Rick roll'd again!

by I.Anonymous December 14, 2008

Rule#7

Lyrics to House Rules by Christian Kane - Don't touch the Women, but they can touch what ever they want to.

friend 1: What's Rule#7
Friend 2: Don't touch the women, but they can touch what ever they want to.
That's the Rule#7

by Slvr_tgr99 May 1, 2010

Rule 35

Rule 35 is when no rule 34 is made for a show, book, movie, etc., rule 34 will be made of that.

Rich Double Ditch: "Scaria, I cant find any rule 34 for Bob's Burgers."
Scaria: "We will make that, I will invoke rule 35."
Rich Double Ditch: "Thanks mate."

by ScouDaLambZ96 April 9, 2016

Infield Fly Rule

If there are runners on first and second(Or the bases are loaded) and less then two outs when the batter hits a pop-up to the infield, he is automatically ruled out to prevent fielders from dropping the ball on purpose to try to turn a double play.

Since the bases were loaded with no one out, that easy pop-up became an infield fly, so the third baseman doesn't need to catch it.

by birdboy2000 July 16, 2004

Rule 10

If anyone on any social site does not have a picture of themselves, its automatically means they are fat and ugly

guy 1- hey man i just met this girl over webcam
guy 2- how did she look?
guy 1- well her webcam was off
guy 2- Rule 10 bro

guy 2- hey bro i been talking to this girl on a social network site, we might meet up soon
guy 1- nice, man. she good looking?
guy 2- well i haven't seen a picture of her... we wanted to keep it like that til the day we meet
guy 1- rule 10 bro

by Lendeezy February 19, 2012

Rule 408

Waste time, when you don't any. Time is not the boss of you.

You're dying and you stop to change?!

Ohh you should always waste time, when you dont have any. Time is not the boss of you, rule 408.

by Holy_Diver October 3, 2011