Long Rifle; No Primer

A friend that has unique problems with women. It is taken from the .22 long rifle rim fire, which is notorious for being in accurate and destroying itself after firing once.

Posk has three women to deal with but he is crushing himself. Total long rifle; no primer!

by spartyon2012 January 4, 2011

Butt Rifled

Having anal sex so intensely that ones anus becomes rifled like a gun barrel, therefore making poo come out like a soft serve ice cream twist.

Last night was crazy fun! My husband finally gave me some booty love. I woke up this morning and realized I got butt rifled when I went to the restroom and flushed just to see a chocolate covered cone disappear down the toilet.

by ceepalufugus July 7, 2014

The Kansas City Sniper Rifle

The sexual act between a couple in which the Man stands up with his legs a little bit apart and facing forward while the Woman or Man kneel behind the man looking dead center into his asshole. The Person that is kneeling will put one of their hands on the ballsack, (The Trigger), and one hand on the Penis, (The Sniper Barrel). Every time the person kneeling pulls the Ballsack/Trigger, their other hand will go back and forth in a jerking motion on the Cock/Barrel. While doing this, the person will need direct aim on their target. They will then use the Man that is standing up's Asshole as a thermal scope to find the direct area to Jizz. Once the man ejaculates, He will then shit on the Woman or Man's eye that they used for aiming in the Thermal Ass scope, leading to a case of extreme pink eye. The person on their knees will then lick up the cum from wherever it landed.

Bella wanted her boyfriend Scott to Cum on the couch, so she decided to perform The Kansas City Sniper Rifle to get direct aim of the Impact

by HolerMolertup April 29, 2016

Better Than Riff Raff

The absolute best

This sandwich is better than Riff Raff!

by Sir Tom Jones's Hands May 6, 2016

Fallout 4 assault rifle

A piece of shit gun in Fallout 4 that Bethesda had the audacity of calling an assault rifle

the Fallout 4 assault rifle looks like a weird combination of old ass guns from WW1

by Sharkgamer55446 April 30, 2023

assault rifle

A gun that is between a Sub-machine gun and below a light-machine gun. Usually capable of automatic fire, though not designed for support roles.

XM8,M16,AK-47,M1 GARAND, Sturmgewehr 44,
MY assault rifle is the M16.

by K'slAvA March 15, 2008

Riffling

pronounced > Riffle-ing <
another term for masturbation/wanking

"he's mad for Riffling on the dance floor."
"i spent the whole night Riffling in front of the computer"

by purepoppycock December 11, 2009