Reading a magazine

When one goes to the bathroom for a long period of time.

Person 1: I'm gonna go read a magazine.

Person 2: hahah I told you not to eat all those spicy tacos!Have fun reading a magazine.

by Asianchild December 28, 2013

read a book

1. A animated rap song.
2. when somebody make a stamment that was reacenly answer in a book, magazine or a newspaper.

1. guy1: hey did u see that new rap song called "read a book"

guy2: omg i lol so hard when i hear it.

2. guy1: omg i hope paris hilton get out of jail soon =*(

guy2: dude she been out for like a month or longer read a book >_>

by bl@ckm@rio August 19, 2007

Ready, steady..... Gaycunt!

Used before the infamous ready, steady, go!

This tricks everyone in the race. They hear the beginning of "G" and assume that it stands for go. They are mistaken as the insult gaycunt is actually called. Those who have fallen for the trick are ridiculled.

Gandhi: Hey, let's race to the toilet!
Idiot1: Yeah!
Idiot2: Yeah!
Idiot3: Yeah!
Gandhi: I'll start the race.
Idiot1: Alright.
Gandhi: Ready, steady..... Gaycunt!

*Idiots 1 and 2 proceed to sprint aimlessly towards the toilet*

Idiot3: Fuck you Gandhi. Fuck you and your childish games.

by Davyan September 30, 2007

reading material

A tattoo aon a womans lower back above her ass.

That hottie I took home last night had a great piece of reading material.

by Johnny Tats October 29, 2007

reading my manga

Some fuckin gay site that that i read manga on surprisingly it has a safer comment section than pornhub ngl and lowers my confidence because my peen is only 7 inches these mother fuckers out here wit dicks bigger than my whole arm Jesus Christ

random dude 1: shit how did i get addicted to this shit? reading my manga is the only site i go on at night help me lord

therapist: thats simple your gay

:) why did you search this up

pornhub: ... what is this shit

by i am not gay chill May 13, 2021

your not ready

if the person wants something they simply cant handle. you tell them there not ready.

Punter: Yeah ive just started riding bikes and i want the fastest one.

Heston: Your not ready

by brapgrim October 11, 2008

my tacos are ready

when girl is wet enough to have sexual contact/intercourse

Cameron: "Are you ready for my andaconda?"

Susie: "yes,my tacos are ready big daddy"

by Drowy757 November 13, 2010