resume leech

An individual who holds a position for the sole purpose of listing that position on their resume.

Generally this applies to a temporary position and the individual involved does not fulfill the necessary requirements for that position yet, the title of their position sounds very impressive on a resume.

ex/

John: "Sam is never in his office. He is the President of our organizations but never does anything here."

Jack: "I'm pretty sure he is just a resume leech."

by Cheahman March 17, 2010

responsibilitron

A young person who has adopted a healthy, fiscally stable, (boring) adult lifestyle

Since bill married Brenda he started going to church on Wednesday nights. Dude is a total responsibilitron.

by the j-bird April 21, 2013

resnov

A powerhungry dumbass on EmpireRP, you're welcome Metro-gaming.

Stop being a Resnov,

by Cancan1203 June 15, 2016

resisified

getting some good dick that will change your life

last week i got resisified

by hoe life February 21, 2017

Rest in Pennzoil

Rest in Peace but said as Rest in Pennzoil.

Lil R: I just blew the motor in my V.
Lynwood: Rest in Pennzoil.

by Loudbag Lynwood November 20, 2018

Residual Jesus

Disarticulated, uninformed beliefs tied to America's puritanical and evangelical past that are often tedious and contrary to modern scientific knowledge and culture (Fox, Patton 2018, WECD).

In most US states you can't buy alcohol on a Sunday because of Residual Jesus.

by Fatten Pattox December 16, 2018

Respect the drip, Karen

It's when someone says something bad about your appereance or your clothes. like you come to family dinner and aunt Karen says: oh honey those pants are just awful!

you say: respect the drip, karen.

by Ocean man take me by the hand August 16, 2019