Mississippi Pot Roast

Similar to a pot roast. The sexual act of lubing up the handle of a cooking pot, placing it in a female's anus; then, as you penetrate her vagina with your penis, you defecate in the pot. After the act, you then fry it up on the stove to feed her many children.

I gave her the ol Mississippi Pot Roast after I saw how many got dang kids she had running around the place. Hungry and begging for scraps.

by PooterGish March 22, 2020

Cunt Roast

A woman with big black saggy vagina lips. Espically Cooked looking. Sometimes known as Roast Beef. but in this case its extreme shit !.

This girl has one nast cunt roast ! what in the fuckk.

by Ra pa pow July 15, 2007

Hitler has a Roast beef sandwich

A woman that has shaved a landing strip shaved on her pubic area.

When she undressed, I was all like "Hitler has a roast beef sandwich"

by Aesop April 30, 2004

weiner roast

The act of giving a Dutch Oven while receiving a Blow Job.

Joe: "So, I guess I'm single now..."
Billy Bob: "Why is that?"
Joe: "The old lady wasn't happy about the Weiner Roast before bed."

by muddy mudskipper July 14, 2010

Anal Roast

Putting a heavy coat of some sort of flammable spray (ex. Axe) on your condom while wearing it and setting it on fire then forcing it into your partner's anus

My girlfriend likes when I anal roast her, she said it's really hot!

by JustusYT March 2, 2016

toss roast

A combination of a toss salad and a spit roast. Picture 3 people: Ben, Mary and James. Mary is taking Ben's dick from behind, whilst putting her tongue in James' personal space.

Honey, would you like to invite my father over for a toss roast?

by Noni Wilson November 8, 2004

bagels and roast beef

1.) in reference to an old woman's crotchial region.
2.) an elderly woman's cellulite asscheeks and old vagina lips.

damn -- Grandpa had some straight up bagels and roast beef last night!

by ohhcheese July 16, 2006