Giant Ever-Rigged Phallus

Oh, why the giant phallus? Just for intimidation.

Hym "Yep... Giant ever-rigged phallus and it just chases you around 'Meh! Gonna rend you asunder! Meh!' It's fun. Because a wall monster chasing you around a maze is spooky BUT a wall monster chasing you around with a giant hard-on? Now that is fucking terrifying! Ho! That is not going to be pleasant. And really I'm doing you a favor by making that way because the less afraid you are the faster it gets you. So... You're welcome! I'm making it easier than it has to be. I might even let you out if you make it though the maze a few times."

by Hym Iam August 3, 2023

rig bag

someone who is constantly bitching about something; derived from the language Jag

"Quite being a damn rig bag all the time you little douche."

by Jake January 10, 2005

Rig

The guy that nobody wants at their function. Someone who was being annoying and/or douchey in a manner that pissed everyone off.

Jack Mason was being an utter rig when we walked into smoke that one time.

by Yourthings June 13, 2022

Rig

A rig is someone that can ride an mtb like one serious m.f

Yooo that was sick you absolute rig

by Yewwwyourig June 30, 2019

Rig

When one is shirtless, their rolls are so large they look like a Mac truck

That guys got a fucking rig

by Creamfacetickler1 December 5, 2019

Rig

In Texas, a “rig” is a word to describe a huge truck.

Ex: “oh my gosh, look at that rig over there”
“Yeah, I bet he’s got money!”

by Keke sims January 3, 2019

Crackin' Rig

When a person has a nice ass, bum, bottom, behind, booty, rear end, posterior etc. Usually used to describe women.

She had a crackin' rig

by killajr July 5, 2011