purple rose

The female equivalent of blue balls.

I got so horny after that hot guy groped me that I got a purple rose.

by SHBastet April 13, 2014

Purple Sausage

Created after a penis enters a blue-waffle. A srivled up dick.

Purple Sausage

by RavenRiotRoth February 18, 2011

Purple Coconut

penetration with a pair of tongs.

Nothing spells penetration like purple coconut.

by Aennus March 13, 2011

Purple Ram

The black sheep of the black sheeps, the unconformist that doesn't conform to either conformity or unconformity, is generally seen as weird or bizarre, and is agreed by everyone else that he/she/it belongs in the Twilight Zone.

Idiom: "There's a black sheep in every family. However, if instead you have the purple ram, well: you're totally fucked!"

by BaconFTW!!! January 21, 2010

Purple Creamers

When your balls are all swollen and aching from edging or lack of sex.

Rachel is a cock tease. She dry humped me on the couch all night then left me with the worst purple creamers. I had to rub out a rope.

I spent all afternoon watching granny porn and edged myself to the most painful purple creamers. But the old lady sucked me off when she got home. About blew the back of her head off with that nut.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018

Purple Mouflette

Dirty, Stinky Nigger Pussy

Go eat that Purple mouflette

by Pmouflette January 1, 2020

Purple Peeler

The grand architect of the universe, the chaddest of chads.

Purple Peeler and Nawfal invented the term running a train.

by Motix October 4, 2021