puddle neck

Is someone who constantly looks dumb, lost or awkward

Oh , that guy doesn't seem to know what day it is , what a puddle neck

by Carrrrl August 14, 2014

Puddle puppies

Dope whore tweaker slut meth hoe

Damn I'm out of dope and now the puddle puppies are gone

by Thaiceking August 14, 2022

Puddled

A term commonly heard from by young hicks from parkhill Ontario. Puddled is used when teens plan to get absolutely interplanetary at any occasion fit for drinking. First used to talk about Ethan porters birthday puddled is very fun to say and it means you'll be getting fucked out of your tree.

"Are we getting slouched tonight?"~Carter

"Not a chance, were getting fucking puddled"~Andy

by Ran ran boban February 26, 2018

Puddle Packer

Person that would be smoking large amounts of methamphetamine in a pipe. Because meth turns into a liquid when heat is applied.

Goddamn puddle packer!! get some sleep!!

by Gmoney825 April 22, 2020

Puddle Jumper

When someone finger bangs you so well and so hard, you squirm and jump around a little before you fill the palm of their hand with your cum.

His middle finger is so long, he hits my button perfectly when he finger bangs me, it turns me into a super happy puddle jumper!

by Sex Lab October 7, 2019

Mug puddle

Mug puddle - The water, captured on the bottoms of inverted cups located on the top shelf of the dishwasher, forms a small puddle and can be used to indicate the dishwashing cycle is complete.

For example, Pearl asked, "Hey, are the dishes clean in the dishwasher?" Earl answered, "I don't know. Are there any mug puddles on the coffee cups? If so, the dishes are clean."

by Quippy-One December 29, 2023

Mud-Puddle

When you cum inside a girls butthole while shes turtle necking

Bro I think a uti from all the mud-puddles I made yesterday

by Mud-Puddler November 2, 2021