Post-menstrual pick-me

A random woman, who thinks just because she white, has adopted blk kids, and is like eighty, can take away other womens rights for male attention

Woman: “Hey have you heard ‘bout roe v wade?”
Me: “Yeah and that Post-menstrual pick-me who overruled it?”

by ialwayseatup July 1, 2022

Bitching Post

The person who you always Bitch to ( not Bitch about)

Could also be refered to as your bitching pal/buddy. He/she probably doesnt care what your saying, but just listens. ( occasionaly joins in)

Tom: Argh, Tim is so annoying!
Luke: Yeah...
Tom: Sorry for being your Bitching Post by the way.
Luke: It's alright man...I don't like him anyway.

by Hairyspud August 28, 2008

specialist post

the act of being a complete tool and douchebag. a small clique in the army notorious for being asskissers and homosexuals.

their common phrases include:
"Army Pride" and "Too Easy"... sometimes used within one another.

Sid: Hey man I flipped that faggot's bed.
Toby: He's such a specialist post.
Sid: Yeah, complete fucking tool.
Snider: If he says Army Pride one more time, i'm gonna fucking kill him.

by eggrollthebest December 26, 2009

Angry Postal Worker

When you cum on an envelope seal, let it dry, and then someone licks it.

Frank got me with the Angry Postal Worker again!

by BalsagnaFace April 29, 2021

prostate gland

This being the male G Spot: it is a small gland the size of a Brussel sprout that sits inside the rectum upon the urethra. When stimulated, either by finger, penis or dildo, it causes a dry orgasm; that is an orgasm without erection, or penile stimulation.

Sandra, with her three fingers inserted into Bruces's anus just touched the prostate gland. She watched as he ejaculated his semen onto the bed sheets. It was then she realised that the male prostate gland was indeed a male sexual organ.

by clinton sounds April 11, 2005

Post-Potter Depression

The feeling one gets after completing the final book of the Harry Potter series, knowing that there is no more to the story and you have nothing left to look forward to anymore.

Man, I finished the Deathly Hallows and just sat around for days staring at it, wishing there was more...I think I've got Post-Potter Depression.

by Major Matt August 18, 2007

Payroll Prostitute

A person who has sex with the boss to keep or get a better position.

"The boss will never date you; he thinks that your beneath him. Your just his prostitute on the payroll. Your his payroll prostitute. "

by Lorin B. January 22, 2009