Premature pinch

when you are taking a shit and you want to keep letting it go, but your asshole clenches and you get a plop and a messy wipe..
(see: sideways schmere)

you get it...abcedefghijklmnop

by joseph p rocdurgirl March 24, 2005

Permagrin

A state of real, complete, happiness usually only experieced in the mountains.

Just hike and biked to fourteeners and I am all permagrin.

by Sniggins May 8, 2003

premature evacuation

When you exit the elevator on the wrong floor because you weren't paying attention.

(While others watch, you get off the elevator and then come back in.)

You say: "Sorry, I suffer from premature evacuation."

by Barry Rinehart March 13, 2008

perma-fried

which the user of the drug (mainly LSD) feels some effects of the drug (example; sever memory loss) for a vary long time after use of the drug year possibly longer ( the conduction will get better over time but user may never feel quite the same)

by cody ( just did big @$$ report on lsd) May 28, 2003

premature ejaculation

when you cum in a (hopefully) pussy before you wish you could thus destroying 70-90% of the pleasure. usualy caused by being overly horny and getting too excited.

jeff:how was last night with cindaayy?
jerry: it was awful, i had a premature ejaculation in her faggot pussy!

by odood19 January 9, 2010

Permafried

Getting baked too often to where you have the effects without smoking, makes you feel stupid and lost at times

Me and my bro smoked for 10 days stright we are permafried

by Ace-_-420 August 5, 2011

Perma-grin

An automatic and irremovable smile that appears on the face of people who are thoroughly intoxicated with some narcotic; usually marijuana, hashish, mushrooms, or lsd. Can be found in other cases such as on television morning news anchors, beauty pageant contestants, pop queens, and mental patients.

"Look at Greg! Dude has Perma-grin! That must be some good shit!"

by Tam Tam in the Bay December 28, 2005